I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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