Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize
