They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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