it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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