That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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