I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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