he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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