Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
