FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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