She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Randomize
