How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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