i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
There r osticjed everywhere
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
i think i just lost a toe
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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