Umm I'm too high to move.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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