I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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