Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I hate all girls vehemently.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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