The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Oh god it's open bar.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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