This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
50% drunk capacity currently
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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