He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize