Nicole vs. Life
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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