it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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