im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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