You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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