Midget sex pt 2 tonight
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Everything about him screamed your future.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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