your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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