you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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