I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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