they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I am available for nakedness
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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