Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I am puke
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Go christen that room with your naked body.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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