The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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