Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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