This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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