: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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