So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We are two peas in an std pod
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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