i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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