Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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