Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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