I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
this will be a night to untag.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Drake has all the answers
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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