Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
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