Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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