She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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