i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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