Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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