You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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