There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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