It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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