How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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