I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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