getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just googled if crying burns calories
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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