Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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