Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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