If i come over, it means nothing
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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