Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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