i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
