He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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