it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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