i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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